woo-men

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge b**b who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and frankly, I don't give a shit.

Posted by a femme

My reply :

You gals want all these in one man!?!??!?!

If you compromise, I think you will see most in MOST men ladies. Tis a matter of priorities in life.

And I don't agree with the male poem. If at all there's a poem for a man, here's mine :

Black magic woman............need a black magic woman.
One who loves to listen.
One who thinks before she speaks
And one who knows that there's something called as a full stop/period after a sentence
One who knows when to keep quiet
One who knows that 'shopping' isn't exactly life
One who knows to stop!
One who knows to listen ..................
and listen
Oh! For a woman who makes love to my mind!!!!!

For a black magic woman!

anyday!

She supposedly found the man of her dreams.

God save his soul......and his bank balance! lol!